“Let’s do this before anxiety kicks in”—said every overstimulated kiwi ever. This relatable tee stars a stressed-but-still-cute cartoon kiwi clutching their iconic drink and mentally bracing for social interaction. It’s a whole mood wrapped in feathers and fast food.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 tees made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is as soft and calming as a deep breath. Designed using high-quality DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing, every nervous glance and chunky font stays crisp and vibrant wash after wash.

Made and shipped in the USA. Because sometimes you’ve just gotta act fast... before the anxiety does.